you're all so pretty...

rneerkat:

studmuffin2014:

rneerkat:

i cant believe that bacteria would just intrude into my body without my permission. that makes me sick.. 

It does make you sick. Literally.

wow ha ha ur right i shouldve made this into a joke!!

f-aint:

I want to talk to you but my face

dsogdsg:

sqvad:

trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

this post is stupid as hell

case in point 

the-armin-arlert:

WHEN A CHARACTER THAT IS ALWAYS EXPRESSIONLESS FINALLY SMILES OR LAUGHS AND U JUST

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wizcoylifa:

dear coca cola company,

i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday

oyesiam1:

Mae Martin: «No it’s made of vegetables.»

source

instagrampa:

I’m usually that person who has no idea what’s going on

ginchycomics:

When called, they each came for different reasons.